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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:05 pm    Post subject: New Supermarket Reply with quote

The scent of freshness:-

A new supermarket opened in Double Bay, Sydney

It has an automatic water-mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and bratwurst sausage.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Hahn Premium beer.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread, cakes & cookies .
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:43 pm    Post subject: Re: New Supermarket Reply with quote

Vince, the beginning was so nice. This is the first time I've seen a mean streak surface in you.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:54 pm    Post subject: Re: New Supermarket Reply with quote

Who me.....nah....ain't got a mean bone in me body mate.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:50 pm    Post subject: Re: New Supermarket Reply with quote

HAAAA HAAA HAAAA thats bloody funny!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:35 pm    Post subject: Re: New Supermarket Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
Vince, the beginning was so nice. This is the first time I've seen a mean streak surface in you.

More like a brown streak.......... Shocked Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:47 pm    Post subject: Re: New Supermarket Reply with quote

English Mike wrote:
slimjim wrote:
Vince, the beginning was so nice. This is the first time I've seen a mean streak surface in you.

More like a brown streak.......... Shocked Razz

Yeah....I can be a bit of a sh1t stirrer when I want. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Laughing

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