The newly weds

farrier · Member Joined: Jan 17, 2006 Posts: 43

A newly wed couple was going down the road in their buggy, and the horse started acting up. The man got down from the buggy and pointed his finger at the horse and said that's once, got back in the buggy and the horse went on. The horse started acting up again, so he got off the buggy and went to the horse and said that's twice, got back in the buggy and the horse went on. The third time the horse acted up he got off the buggy, pulled out his pistol and shot the horse. The mans wife was in a mad rage and was yelling at him for killing the horse, the man looked at his wife and said that's once. Very Happy

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946

That guy has a controll issue. Very Happy

Dimitri

Bushmaster · Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:51 am Post subject: Re: The newly weds

Yes, but his wife won't give him anymore guff...

1895ss · Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:46 pm Post subject: Re: The newly weds

Hmmmm........... many years ago one of our horses at the farm was like that, I threatened to do that many times but my Dad wouldn't let me. Very Happy

515034s10ring · Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:06 pm Post subject: Re: The newly weds

Although, my wife yould say "so what" and pull out her own Shocked

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farrier · Member Joined: Jan 17, 2006 Posts: 43

I thought you guys might like that.

Bushmaster · Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:11 pm Post subject: Re: The newly weds

That, 1895ss, is because your dad was afraid your mom would take a gun to him if he let you shoot the horse. Smart man... Very Happy

515034s10ring · Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:21 pm Post subject: Re: The newly weds

1895ss · Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 5:56 pm Post subject: Re: The newly weds

Bushy, you could be right......! Very Happy