swimming down south

mikekuzara · Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:59 am Post subject: swimming down south

A farmer down south built a swimming hole on his property with sloped bottom, graveled shores, picnic tables, and apple and peach trees.

He had not been to the pond for a few months and decided to go take a look and pick some fruit. So he grabbed a bucket and walked down.

As he got close to the pond he heard giggling and female voices. Coming up to the pond he saw half a dozen or so young women skinny dipping.

When they saw him they swam to the deep end and one shouted "we are not getting out until you leave!"

The farmer replied "young lady, I am not here to see you naked". Holding up the bucket he said " I am just here to feed the Gator"

1895ss · Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:27 pm Post subject: Re: swimming down south

that's a good one.......

DallanC · Site Admin Joined: Jan 18, 2005 Posts: 3572 Location: Utah

LOL!

-DallanC

515034s10ring · Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:04 pm Post subject: Re: swimming down south

Note to self.....Stop taking drink PRIOR to opening any thread listed under jokes & humor Very Happy