Assault With A PRECIOUS Weapon!!!

Ominivision1 · Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:18 am Post subject: Assault With A PRECIOUS Weapon!!!

Just about fell out of my chair from laughing after watching CNN news just before work and they had an interesting story about an Ohio woman who beat up her husband at a wedding an then locked her self in the car.

As someone called 911 and when the police tried to get her out of the vehicle, she attacked them with her built in WEAPON.

Elvis

thanks for keeping us a breast of the situation,thats sure a crackup.

Suzanne

Pity the guy that married her. You would think he's seen her drunk before.....maybe that was the attraction? Punch me, spray me, tie me up?

Suz

stovepipe

Suzanne wrote:

.maybe that was the attraction? Punch me, spray me, tie me up?

Suz

Works for me! Razz

Suzanne

I may hit like a girl but I learned early on how to throw a rope. I think I'd let you ripen for a while Stovie. My rope smells like horse slobber, you'd love it. I could loop your ankles, do a half-hitch and pull a bite through your mouth in no time flat. HHhhmmmm what could I spray you with? Maybe some WD-40 and let you stay out with the raccoons and possums over night. That sounds awful.....there's no recovery from that....nevermind, I have a headache...

Suz

stovepipe

God I LOVE this woman!

Tremblay

now that is my type of weapon-- heehee

radar

What calibre is that, and can I get it at the gun shop? - guess my wife shoots blanks now .... hee hee hee

Pumpkinslinger

Puts a whole new angle on those discussions about "thirty-eights", "forties" and "forty-fives"...

stovepipe

Suzanne wrote:

....nevermind, I have a headache...

Suz

Advil- I never leave home w/o it! Razz

Elvis

Suz.... you dont spay with WD40 you dip him in honey and throw him to the lesbians.....

stovepipe

WHAT?????

Suzanne

Elvis is confused....it's a hormonal condition that guys get first thing in the morning. If Stovie were a lesbian, it might make a pretty picture, but as you put it Elvis, he would only be ant bait. Now maybe you were thinkin of that Amazonian tribe of science fiction lore? Men were slaves and all, so that might suit him just fine.....ya know if you're going to put honey all over him you might as well add some sprinkles, it might take longer to remove (if ya know what I mean).

my
appologies
Suz

stovepipe

Suzanne wrote:

If Stovie were a lesbian, it might make a pretty picture...my
appologies
Suz

Why not? I got the legs and hairy pits for it.

You should be sorry, that's no way to speak to your future ex-husband. Laughing

Tremblay

yuuk !!