A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

Azar · Member Joined: Jan 04, 2010 Posts: 275 Location: Utah

A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait" I thought to myself.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit? So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.

Ominivision1 · Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:13 am Post subject: Re: A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

LOL, Good one

stovepipe · Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:08 pm Post subject: Re: A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

good one!

gelandangan · Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:46 pm Post subject: Re: A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

Elvis · Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:56 pm Post subject: Re: A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

a snake with fine taste
good one thanks for the chuckle.