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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:50 am    Post subject: Depression! Reply with quote

So depressed?

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up
Your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your
Asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
Camels and mortgaged the promised land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
The wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . .
I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck....

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Depression! Reply with quote

So.. Can you? Very Happy

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