Hillbilly 911

DallanC · Site Admin Joined: Jan 18, 2005 Posts: 3572 Location: Utah

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing: his eyes are rolled in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is silence....and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now What?"

515034s10ring · Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:02 am Post subject: Re: Hillbilly 911

This belongs as a skit on Blue Collar TV! Very Happy