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SwampFox
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:47 pm Post subject: Dog For Sale

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$10.00 to an approved home. Excellent guard dog, loves small-dog
breeds. Answers to the name of Dolly. Will eat anything, owner cannot
afford to feed her anymore, as there are no more kids, dogs, cats, thieves,
murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood. Your help
will be appreciated . . .

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Dimitri
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:45 pm Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale
:haha: Now that was a good laught! Dimitri _________________ A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow.

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Bushmaster
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:15 pm Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale
Hummm...Does she eat horses??? I need another horse and she might fit the bill.... _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:33 pm Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale

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Bushmaster,

Its just a mastiff, so look out for one of thouse and you will find your little kid horse. Laughing

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the approximate height is 27 inches to 32 inches (70 to 80 cm) and weight is 80kg to 90kg (175 to 200 lbs).

They get pretty big for a hight of 32 inches at the sholders I belive. Shocked

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Bushmaster
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:23 pm Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale
That's BULL Mastiff. And that's NO bull. _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

Dimitri
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:07 pm Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale
Oh your talking about the girl in the picture not the dog, Dimitri _________________ A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow.

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Bushmaster
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 9:17 pm Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale
I'm sorry dimitri...She looks to be too young to me. She needs more seasoning for me. I hate training them. The Dog, Dimitri. The dog... _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

Dimitri
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 9:31 pm Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale
Bushmaster, I'm confused. Like always. Dimitri _________________ A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow.

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Vince
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:09 am Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale
Hm, have a couple of morons around this area that need sorting out.....reckon this wee beastie would fit the bill nicely. Cheers, Vince _________________ Cheers, Vince Illegitimi non carborundum (Never let the bastards grind you down) Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. "Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta." (Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

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ogre
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:38 am Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale

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Vince wrote:

Hm, have a couple of morons around this area that need sorting out.....reckon this wee beastie would fit the bill nicely.

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Cheers, Vince

can I borrow him off you after your areas cleaned up??

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Vince
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:59 am Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale

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Not a problem Ogre......althugh by the time he's chomped through the clowns up here in Brisbane he will be pretty full for some time. Laughing

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sniper
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:07 am Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale
You say his name is FLUFFY?

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