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pete4d Super Member
Joined: Nov 27, 2011 Posts: 957 Location: Dixie , Alabama , & Louisiana
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 9:44 am Post subject: To good and to the point for the joke section.. |
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Little Thelma
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"The whole ISIS group," she says.
"Why them," her father asks in shock?
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give them a valentine,
they might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to them, they'd love everyone a lot.
And then they'd start going all over the place telling everyone how much they loved them and how they didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride.
"Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard. "
"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets them out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of them."
_________________ "march to the sound of the guns and shoot everyone not dressed like you"--D I 1968
When the SHTF I'm gonna hunker down until all those idiots kill each other. up-date
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lesterg3 Super Member
Joined: Nov 30, 2008 Posts: 1328 Location: Dixie
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:44 pm Post subject: Re: To good and to the point for the joke section.. |
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_________________ "A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine. "--Thomas Jefferson
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. -- Thomas Jefferson
"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."--James Madison
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9266 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:34 am Post subject: Re: To good and to the point for the joke section.. |
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_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15728 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 6:24 am Post subject: Re: To good and to the point for the joke section.. |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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