Gonna try for Vince's crown

Donut Slayer · Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 6:54 pm Post subject: Gonna try for Vince's crown

My fear of planes has taken off.
When the pharmacist found out her husband was having an affair it was a hard pill to swallow.
When I was starving to death, my children gave me a raisin to keep on living.
Married hang man were the best at their job, they knew how to tie the knot
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Marriage is hard but divorce usually goes off without a hitch.
My dog has a lot of potential, you just have to unleash it.
I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed.
I was overruled at the measuring competition.
Did you hear about that Buddhist leader who retired and tended his crops? He's now known as the Dalai Farmer.
I'd tell you a joke about a cow but I always butcher it.

tikkat3 · Super Member Joined: Jul 30, 2006 Posts: 800

Keep trying

Donut Slayer · Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 7:11 pm Post subject: Re: Gonna try for Vince's crown

tikkat3 wrote:

Keep trying

Not bad enough?? LOL Cool

dhc4ever · Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 11:41 pm Post subject: Re: Gonna try for Vince's crown

Vince · Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 11:44 pm Post subject: Re: Gonna try for Vince's crown

Donut Slayer wrote:

My fear of planes has taken off.
When the pharmacist found out her husband was having an affair it was a hard pill to swallow.
When I was starving to death, my children gave me a raisin to keep on living.
Married hang man were the best at their job, they knew how to tie the knot
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Marriage is hard but divorce usually goes off without a hitch.
My dog has a lot of potential, you just have to unleash it.
I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed.
I was overruled at the measuring competition.
Did you hear about that Buddhist leader who retired and tended his crops? He's now known as the Dalai Farmer.
I'd tell you a joke about a cow but I always butcher it.