HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
Home • Community Forums • Photo Albums • Register
     
Modules
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous
Membership:
Latest: IPutMoInYoA
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 13131
People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 159
BOT: 1
Total: 160
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Home
02: Forums
03: Home
04: Photo Albums
05: Forums
06: Home
07: Forums
08: Photo Albums
09: Forums
10: Home
11: Home
12: Forums
13: Photo Albums
14: Your Account
15: Forums
16: Photo Albums
17: Forums
18: Home
19: Forums
20: Forums
21: Forums
22: Your Account
23: Photo Albums
24: Your Account
25: Forums
26: Your Account
27: Forums
28: Forums
29: Forums
30: Home
31: Photo Albums
32: Home
33: Home
34: Home
35: Home
36: Statistics
37: Photo Albums
38: Forums
39: Home
40: Home
41: Photo Albums
42: Forums
43: Photo Albums
44: Forums
45: Forums
46: Home
47: Forums
48: Forums
49: Photo Albums
50: Forums
51: Forums
52: Forums
53: Forums
54: Forums
55: Forums
56: Home
57: Home
58: Photo Albums
59: News
60: Forums
61: Home
62: Home
63: Forums
64: Forums
65: Home
66: Home
67: Forums
68: Forums
69: Photo Albums
70: Photo Albums
71: Forums
72: Home
73: Forums
74: Forums
75: Home
76: Home
77: Photo Albums
78: Home
79: Home
80: Forums
81: Home
82: Forums
83: Forums
84: Forums
85: News
86: Home
87: Forums
88: Forums
89: Forums
90: Home
91: Your Account
92: Forums
93: Home
94: News
95: Home
96: Photo Albums
97: Forums
98: Photo Albums
99: Forums
100: Forums
101: Forums
102: Your Account
103: Forums
104: Forums
105: Forums
106: Forums
107: Photo Albums
108: Your Account
109: Your Account
110: Your Account
111: Home
112: Your Account
113: Home
114: Forums
115: News
116: Home
117: Forums
118: Photo Albums
119: Photo Albums
120: PointBlank Ballistics
121: Forums
122: Home
123: Forums
124: Home
125: Your Account
126: Home
127: Forums
128: Photo Albums
129: Forums
130: News
131: Forums
132: Forums
133: Your Account
134: Forums
135: Photo Albums
136: Forums
137: Photo Albums
138: Your Account
139: Forums
140: Forums
141: Forums
142: Photo Albums
143: Forums
144: Your Account
145: Home
146: Home
147: Your Account
148: Home
149: Forums
150: Your Account
151: Forums
152: Forums
153: Your Account
154: Forums
155: Photo Albums
156: Your Account
157: Your Account
158: Home
159: Photo Albums
  BOT:
01: Home
Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
• Albums: 308
• Pictures: 2452
  · Views: 824614
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 86
 
Forum FAQForum FAQ   SearchSearch   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   LoginLogin
after vince's bad joke crown......
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Go to page 1, 2, 3  Next
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
dhc4ever
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 26, 2011
Posts: 2944
Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:09 am    Post subject: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees.
I thought she was joking.........And then I saw her face......

_________________
Pete

Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
Back to top
View user's profile
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15723
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:38 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha :haa: Haha

Seems have a couple of very worthy contenders in both Elvis and now Pete.

Keep it up guys...I am happy to bow down to a better purveyor of sick jokes.

Cheers, Vince

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
dhc4ever
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 26, 2011
Posts: 2944
Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:54 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
now I'm a believer..........

_________________
Pete

Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
Back to top
View user's profile
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9259
Location: south island New Zealand
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:04 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
very punny Very Happy

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
RePete
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Aug 15, 2005
Posts: 1035
Location: Gods Country
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:00 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
Bonk

Faint

We are missing the BARF emoticon.

_________________
Proud member of the WTFDTSG Club.

Stercus Accidit = Sh*t Happens in Latin.

Nice try = You Suck spelled different.

My parents spanked me as a child. As a result, I now suffer from a psychological condition known as RESPECT FOR OTHERS.
Back to top
View user's profile
English Mike
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jan 08, 2007
Posts: 1709
Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:50 pm    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Back to top
View user's profile
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15723
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:21 pm    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing





Cheers, Vince

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9259
Location: south island New Zealand
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:14 pm    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
what do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo





a woolie jumper...

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9259
Location: south island New Zealand
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:15 pm    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
a chook and a concrete mixer?




a brick layer...

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15723
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:21 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
I return fire:

British Police have started using water cannons this afternoon.

They are mixing Omo with the water to stop the coloureds from running.

BOOM BOOM

Cheers, Vince

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
dhc4ever
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 26, 2011
Posts: 2944
Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:26 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
Vince wrote:
I return fire:

British Police have started using water cannons this afternoon.

They are mixing Omo with the water to stop the coloureds from running.

BOOM BOOM

Cheers, Vince

You blew it Vince, that's a good one Shocked

_________________
Pete

Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
Back to top
View user's profile
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9259
Location: south island New Zealand
PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:22 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
the Irish army has bought 5000 septic tanks
when they learn how to drive them they are going to invade England.

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
gelandangan
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 07, 2006
Posts: 6400
Location: Sydney Australia
PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:51 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
Not a trace of doubt in my mind..

_________________
A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

Do - Not try!


gelandangan.weebly.com/
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9259
Location: south island New Zealand
PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:03 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
what did one tap sayto the other?
if it wont fit dont faucet!!!

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9259
Location: south island New Zealand
PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:04 am    Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... Reply with quote
what do you do if you find a bra laying on the floor???





leave it there it maybe a BOOBIE TRAP!!!!

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 3
All times are GMT - 7 Hours
Go to page 1, 2, 3  Next



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.