Two Eggs

Vince · Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:36 pm Post subject: Two Eggs

Time for a sick, sick, sick joke Laughing

Two eggs boiling in a pot...one egg says to the other, check out my crack!

The other egg says... Stop teasing I'm not even hard yet!

Haha

Cheers, Vince

Elvis · Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:59 am Post subject: Re: Two Eggs

speaking of eggs
why are eggs round on the end and not square???

cause if they where square the chooks bum would slam shut...

gelandangan · Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:06 am Post subject: Re: Two Eggs

English Mike · Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:12 pm Post subject: Re: Two Eggs

Two New Zealanders in a bar.

One says to the other "what's a Hindu"?

"Lays eggs you daft sod" says his mate.

Vince · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:06 am Post subject: Re: Two Eggs

English Mike wrote:

Two New Zealanders in a bar.

One says to the other "what's a Hindu"?

"Lays eggs you daft sod" says his mate.

Cheers, Vince

dhc4ever · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:20 am Post subject: Re: Two Eggs

Poms making fun of Kiwis, does it get any better than this....:)

Elvis · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:00 am Post subject: Re: Two Eggs

I say ol chap Very Happy

steady on theres to be none of this Kiwi bashing Sad

not that we cant take it on the chin wtf

stiff upper lip Shocked

what what.
tally ho the fox and all that rot Cool

English Mike · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:02 am Post subject: Re: Two Eggs

Ominivision1 · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:40 am Post subject: Re: Two Eggs

Good one Vince, the wife is still laughing.

dhc4ever · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:31 pm Post subject: Re: Two Eggs

spiffing what, absolutely spiffing.....

Vince · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:40 pm Post subject: Re: Two Eggs

Damn I love this place and the guys here. Everyone can take the mickey out of one another Poke

and nobody takes it to heart or gets angry because they know that there is no malice intended. Bow

Cheers, Vince

Elvis · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:20 pm Post subject: Re: Two Eggs

oh yes I say jolly good show ol chaps Very Happy

Ive just come inside after plucking a mallard duck the snow was starting to fall the temperature has been just above freezing all day. Shocked

diesel · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:40 pm Post subject: Re: Two Eggs

two bros from the hood came into a lot of money and joined a fox hunting club. after the first chase, they were called in by the huntmaster. he told them, when they sighted the fox, it was customary just to shout "tally ho" not "tally ho, MFs"

Vince · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:33 pm Post subject: Re: Two Eggs

Elvis wrote:

oh yes I say jolly good show ol chaps Very Happy

Ive just come inside after plucking a mallard duck the snow was starting to fall the temperature has been just above freezing all day. Shocked

Duck for tea tonight Elvis...well done mate.

Been pretty cool here in Brisbane too...but not as cold as you guys have got it...no snow here mate.

Cheers, Vince

dhc4ever · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:37 am Post subject: Re: Two Eggs

Elvis wrote:

oh yes I say jolly good show ol chaps Very Happy

Ive just come inside after plucking a mallard duck the snow was starting to fall the temperature has been just above freezing all day. Shocked

Goto love those tasman sea lows eh.
It got down to -2c the otyher night, but its 20 - 22 c by lunch time Very Happy

Winter here is better than summer in Canberra, summer here can be a bit of a bastard though 40+c.