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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15728 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:32 am Post subject: How to make a deer stand |
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Start with a medium size camping trailer. Drink a beer. Got your interest?
Pull it out to a likely looking area. Two more beers. Sounds good so far?
Jam some poles in the ground. Deer stands are, after all, off the ground.
Drink more beer while using a couple of tractors with loaders.
Raise it WAY UP and fasten it! (Burp !!)
Drink a beer or two more and step back to admire your work.
Build a deck (so you'll have a place to sit outside and drink another beer).
Build some nice stairs so you don't have to go down a ladder while inebriated.
Practice shooting deer with a piece of lumber and a beer.
Now that is one deer stand!!
Cheers, Vince
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A17Shooter Super Member
Joined: Jan 26, 2005 Posts: 322 Location: California Foothills (Gold Country)
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:14 am Post subject: Re: How to make a deer stand |
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That's how they do it in Texas!
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9266 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:52 am Post subject: Re: How to make a deer stand |
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I want one for duckshooting please.
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Pumpkinslinger Super Member
Joined: Sep 22, 2007 Posts: 5004 Location: NC foothills
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:41 am Post subject: Re: How to make a deer stand |
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Looks like a plan to me!
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8316 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:37 am Post subject: Re: How to make a deer stand |
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A17Shooter wrote: |
That's how they do it in Texas! |
I thought it was a bit small.
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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:14 pm Post subject: Re: How to make a deer stand |
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Burp!! Mate where is the dunny?
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Vince Site Admin
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Pumpkinslinger Super Member
Joined: Sep 22, 2007 Posts: 5004 Location: NC foothills
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:31 am Post subject: Re: How to make a deer stand |
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If you look at the photo of the completed "stand" (the one with the ladders and trailer underneath) I'm pretty sure that there is a drain pipe coming down in front of the big tree in the background.
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