Welllllll....At least your eyes are still bright.

I'd look a lot younger if I re-did my eyebrows.....and re-colored my hair....and spot-removed my skin...and such, Oh and I forgot my hat. Ya Bushy I got new eyes just the other day, goin to the funeral home today and get some new teeth. Did-ja like my nightie? Should I change my avatar? Was thinkin about it. Might draw some unwanted attention tho.

Suz

Your "nightie"? Oh pure sexay...Yes in deedee...

Suz, I'm ... I'm .... speechless! I hope I don't have nightmares now.

Ya just get better with age Suz....

How old do I have to get?

Suz

68?

Bushmaster wrote:

in a photo contest ...it took third place.

In a horse race, if you don't think they will win, that is betting to "show" correct? Not bad for an older Thoroughbred!

Isn't 68 still kind of young for you?


man, I hope stovey gets back soon!

I'm stoppin right where I am, thank you very much. Any older and I'll be so good I won't be able to look in the mirror. I'll catch up to you someday BushMonster but you'll have to die first, and I don't wish that on anybody. And then when I do catch up you'll be too deaf to talk to anymore but you'll (I'm sure) remain a staunch (if not stiff) mans-man in my heart. If nose hairs quit growing when your dead, that would also be a plus

Are there any fire-flys in your area? I saw some once in Az. but they're not really supposed to be there. I thought it might be fun to catch some and tie up their little legs with long spider webs and stick them to something and watch them fly around in one spot. What made me say that? Where's Radar? Thought he'd be here having fun.....


Sorry Radar
Suz

Oh I'm watching, but I'm pissing myself laughing....cold beer in hand. Yeah it's good to see people having a laugh. But Suz I'm not travelling if you don't look like your avatar....

Fire flys? Here? By the ton. All summer.

68 to young for me? Well, no. I would prefer them to be in their 40's or 50's. Any younger and I'd have to train them and I hate that...

Sorry to disappoint Radar, I was in my late teens or so when that photo was taken, just like Bushbooger, we tend to look more appealing at an earlier era. I was born in '55, you do the avatar math. It was a good year for Chevys!! I must say tho, I'd look good with anybody you really don't see many good looking old NDNs unless they're male, but if you've been in the bar long enough......actually to me the best looking old people are African, they just don't age and their skin is so pretty you can't tell how old they are. Asian guys too....I've seen some Mexican guys with a little silver and they're pretty hot.....naturally I like the darker skin tones but my Jonnie is white as bread, I like the contrast. I'm not dark, just tan but next to him I'm very impressive. You should never team up with a cutie, it only makes you look bad. Sorry Jon, he's reading this as I type, attempting some NDN leg wrestling, I have the advantage (old-sage knowledge).



armcandy
Suz

Sorry, I got hung up, had to slap him, he slapped me back, we wrestled, I won, he's changin his panties now.

Anyway the fire flys, I just love them! Are they a bother? or are they fun? I would think armadillos would be fun too, but I guess they dig a lot? I like more normal animals, those things are just plain weird. I bet you have turtles too. I drove from Tucson to Kansas one time and there were turtles on the hi-way. You have any hogs there? Hog hunting would be a blast. I just got on the Missouri state web site. Couldn't find your name in the sex offender registry but noticed there's hogs in the hunting regs., no permit required, you can bait and use dogs. Sign me up! Here's something funny about the regulations;

A person may kill a feral hog roaming freely upon such person's land and shall not be liable to the owner of the hog for the loss of the hog.

Ok now it's a feral hog. Shall not be liable to the owner of the hog? Would that be God? Whew!! lets you off the hook with Him, cool! Here's another fun one;

roaming freely upon public or private lands without permission

OH!! they have to ask permission, if they want to be a feral hog and roam freely!!

Missourians need not worry about the state government, it's got it's way of dealing with situations. You should get a state job BushyMushy, you could clean up the rhetoric and get paid millions.....with health care an paid holidays....an do it from home!!!


Suz

The fireflys are no problem and rather neat to watch from my balcony at night.

It's obvious they haven't updated the regs for Missouri on feral hogs...At present you can shoot [on sight] any feral hog with or without a license or tag. They [we] want them DEAD. They are taking over the state and plowing up everything worse the the armadillos.

It's so bad that you go into the men's room at Wally-World. Step up to the urinal and there's a poster (from the state game commission) telling you to shoot the feral hogs on sight at anytime you wish. Open season year around.

Next time I'm in Wally-World and doin' my business I'll get a photo of it. The POSTER, guys and gals. The poster.

Bushmaster wrote:

I'll get a photo of it. The POSTER, guys and gals. The poster.

Yup, when I got my hunting license this year, they said if you see a feral hog shoot it year round.