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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:19 am    Post subject: The Haircut Reply with quote

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:24 am    Post subject: Re: The Haircut Reply with quote

Sometimes the truest statements are told as jokes...

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:43 am    Post subject: Re: The Haircut Reply with quote

Let's do it...VOTE!! I do...

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:00 am    Post subject: Re: The Haircut Reply with quote

I've heard a similar and I believe older joke ...

A priest goes into a barbershop, gets a haircut, thanks the barber, and asks how much he owes him. The barber says, "Father, you're a holy man, a man of the cloth, I couldn't charge you, it's on the house." The priest says, "Thank you very much" and leaves. The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep of the barbershop are 12 gold coins.

A few days later, a minister goes in for a shave and a shine, and when the time comes to pay the barber says, "No money, please, you're a spiritual leader, a man of the cloth. It's on the house." The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep are 12 rubies.

The following week a rabbi comes in, gets a haircut, goes to pay, and the barber says, "No, Rabbi, you are a learned man, a wise man, I can't take any money from you, go in peace." And the next day, magically appearing on the doorstep of the barbershop are 12 rabbis.

Or variations thereof anyways, since at least 2000 or so.

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:54 am    Post subject: Re: The Haircut Reply with quote

Time to vote our whole political needs a diaper change.

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