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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 1:37 pm    Post subject: Marriage Reply with quote

Paddy and Mary went to counselling, after 25 years of marriage.

The therapist asked what the problem was. Mary had a list of issues: neglect, loneliness and she felt unloved.

Finally after listening, the therapist got up and asked Mary to stand, he unbuttoned her blouse, caressed her breasts and kissed her passionately while her husband watched.

"This is what your wife needs 3 times a week. Can you do this Paddy?"

Paddy thought for a second and said " I could drop her here Monday and Wednesday but I play golf on Fridays!"

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Marriage Reply with quote

and thats when the fight started...

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