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Vince
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:52 pm    Post subject: An Australian Poem Reply with quote
An Australian Poem


Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab !

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:10 am    Post subject: Re: An Australian Poem Reply with quote
Aaawwww.. Vince is a bloody romantic Very Happy
course ya shouldn't read out the last part out loud..

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:22 am    Post subject: Re: An Australian Poem Reply with quote
Gee thanks Gelan, but SHHH....I don't want everyone knowin' mate. Embarassed Embarassed

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:54 am    Post subject: Re: An Australian Poem Reply with quote
Confused Um is that in English ?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:33 am    Post subject: Re: An Australian Poem Reply with quote
You might be a bit young to understand all of that, Whittling...Be patiant...It'll come to you with age... ROFL

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:35 am    Post subject: Re: An Australian Poem Reply with quote
H*ll, I didn't even understand it!!!!!!!!! But I'm laughing anyway. ROFL

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:50 am    Post subject: Re: An Australian Poem Reply with quote
I hope I don't. Besides ,I'll get the advice from expert Dimitri

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:32 pm    Post subject: Re: An Australian Poem Reply with quote
You Guys crack me up ROFL
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:53 pm    Post subject: Re: An Australian Poem Reply with quote
whittling wrote:
I'll get the advice from expert Dimitri

Who let it out that I have been known to go after older women ?? Mad

Haha

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:36 pm    Post subject: Re: An Australian Poem Reply with quote
Ok...for all you guys who don't understand the aussie vernacular or our colloquialisms, here is a bit of interpretation of parts that I thought you might be having trouble with. The meaning of a word in read is in the brackets.

Of course I love ya darlin (darling)
You're a bloody top-notch bird (girl)
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum (butt) is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab !

So your belly (stomach,abdomen) isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle (hug) ya
I can get my arms round there

No Sheila (girl/woman) who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs (cellulite)

I swear on me nanna's (Grandmother's) grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what youu look like
I'll always love ya dear (honey,sweetheart)
Now shut up while the footy's (football, usually Rugby League or Australian Rules) on (on television)
And fetch another beer.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:38 pm    Post subject: Re: An Australian Poem Reply with quote
Dimitri wrote:
whittling wrote:
I'll get the advice from expert Dimitri

Who let it out that I have been known to go after older women ?? Mad

Haha

Dimitri

Don't under estimate the older woman 'Mitri..."Many a fine tune has been played on an old fiddle".

Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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Illegitimi non carborundum
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Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Dimitri
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:42 pm    Post subject: Re: An Australian Poem Reply with quote
Vince wrote:
Don't under estimate the older woman 'Mitri..."Many a fine tune has been played on an old fiddle".

Who said anything about underestimating them. Very Happy

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:57 pm    Post subject: Re: An Australian Poem Reply with quote
Thats the way mate. I'm proud of ya. Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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Illegitimi non carborundum
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Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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