THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP

Vince · Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:03 pm Post subject: THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.
When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to Allah.

It comes in various sizes as shown in the graphic below.

The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size. The implant may or may not be painless. Some bleeding and or swelling may occur at the implant site after "injection".

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Cheers, Vince

shrpshtrjoe · Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:32 am Post subject: Re: THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP

Thats what I'm talkin about Vince Very Happy

Implanted at the proper speed They should do very well.
Joe

ElyBoy · Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:04 am Post subject: Re: THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP

Boy--the advances made in technology now days Vince Very Happy

I bet that the micro chip gets the guy some "virgins" along the way too.

Eric

Bushmaster · Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:38 am Post subject: Re: THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP

Ugly six graders maybe...

tracker · Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:11 pm Post subject: Re: THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP

...and the implant never has to be repeated. Once put in, the implantee will be in constant contact with Allah. Considerate of you Vince, downright thoughtful. Even better...there's plenty of those chips to go around!

Tremblay · Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:20 pm Post subject: Re: THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP

Vince I guess hanging with your feet you can be very inovated, when does the implanting start???

TRBLSHTR · Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:35 pm Post subject: Re: THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP

WoW-I found some of the LARGER sized chips in my inventory-they
say that they are capable of implanting multiple "recipients" at one time-just line them up in a row and inject.Sometimes they can even go through walls and implant themselves! Very Happy

Vince · Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:34 pm Post subject: Re: THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP

Tremblay wrote:

Vince I guess hanging with your feet you can be very inovated, when does the implanting start???

Mate...I don't hang by me feets...I's standin' on me head. Laughing

The Implant Program relies on the initiative of the individual who wishes to "assist" in the program...you can start any time you feel you can help. Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

Tremblay · Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:06 pm Post subject: Re: THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP

Now thats funny

I guess I'll oil up my syringe for the implataions.

whittling · Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:24 am Post subject: Re: THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP

They can't get a girl when the chip is implanted -you only get those when you kill yourself

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946

Actually I believe its dieing "in the service" of Allah that gets them the girls, wether they blow themselves up or get a "chip" inserted into them.

Dimitri

Vince · Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:10 pm Post subject: Re: THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP

Well now....maybe we need to do a little experimentation. Keep implanting chips until one comes back to let us know how many virgins he found waiting.

Gotta be happy with that idea. Laughing

Cheers, Vince

tracker · Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:30 am Post subject: Re: THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP

I always like that piece that ventriloquist (his name escapes me, someone had a link to him in here once) does with "Achmed the dead terrorist" You were promised 70 virgins, no one said female. Very Happy

atrox · Member Joined: Jun 05, 2008 Posts: 46 Location: Tucson, AZ

That ventriloquist you are talking of is Jeff Dunham. I have seen him live twice. Very Happy

tracker · Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:14 pm Post subject: Re: THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP

Right, that's the fella, thanks.