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Vince
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 5:23 pm    Post subject: Happiness Reply with quote

I watched the her walking down the aisle...

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 6:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Happiness Reply with quote

I'LL DRINK TO THAT....... Cheers

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 6:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Happiness Reply with quote

to be greeted with the reply"theres no room in here ,you will squash the eggs"..... Sad Sad

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 28, 2019 8:46 am    Post subject: Re: Happiness Reply with quote

Oh Yeah!

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 28, 2019 7:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Happiness Reply with quote

Laughing

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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 4:40 am    Post subject: Re: Happiness Reply with quote

No longer an issue.
I just buy my own beer, which now has a higher priority than food for the remaining child, (hell be living with her) essential oils, anything gluten free or sanitary pads.
Now I just have to move to a state that has beer inside the supermarket.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 7:58 am    Post subject: Re: Happiness Reply with quote

What!! No beer in the super market? But that's a main staple and a very important part for the food groups.

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Elvis
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 12:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Happiness Reply with quote

aha dhc4eva.....sounds like the teenage demon shebi#%h stage is upon you....... good news is that it eventually passes,by the time the young lady is 21 they become nice again...well mine did anyway.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 2:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Happiness Reply with quote

Elvis,
Hes a great kid. Hes always been more attached with his mum.
I never did girls thank godness, that moody period between puberty and after menopause, oooops 13 and 17, i couldnt handle.

Bushy,
Totally agree.
I have fond memories of shopping in our nations capital back in the 80s with a house mate.
Perusing the 2 alchol aisles at 3 am and getting the shopping out of the way of the maddening crowds.
Seems Quensland hasnt made it into the 1980s just yet, but the weather's is some what better.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 5:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Happiness Reply with quote

ah I see "he will be living with her"....I read as its (hell be living with her)
with a lot of luck you lads might bond on your weekends...he may enjoy leaving the seat up ,blowing snot with a finger,scratching the bum and all the other things "guys" can do when the woman isnt around to chastise one for doing so.
good luck mate.

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