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Vince
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Joined: May 25, 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:29 am    Post subject: Bee Sting Reply with quote
Please pray for my wife.

A bee stung her on the forehead
and she is at the ER right now.
They told her she almost died.

Luckily, I was close enough to
her and was able to hit the bee
as hard as I could with a shovel
just as it stung her.

Confused Confused wtf wtf Razz Razz Razz Cool

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Elvis
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Location: south island New Zealand
PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 1:07 am    Post subject: Re: Bee Sting Reply with quote
oh dear...... better make use of the time she is in hospital to fit out the dog kennel.......me thinks you will be needing it for some time.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:39 am    Post subject: Re: Bee Sting Reply with quote
Me thinks relocating to another country would be a better idea.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:27 am    Post subject: Re: Bee Sting Reply with quote
How is the shovel?
Not the brass handled one I hope
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