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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:20 pm    Post subject: The joy... Reply with quote

The Pope and Hillary are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Hillary and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Hillary replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand....Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded her and knocked her off the stage!


AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:56 pm    Post subject: Re: The joy... Reply with quote

Salute That was truly noteworthy!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:12 pm    Post subject: Re: The joy... Reply with quote

And THAT's how the pope became president of the USA!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:08 pm    Post subject: Re: The joy... Reply with quote

Paul,
If that were so it would take a paradiem shift to make it work.
The USA has never been very good at turning the other cheek.
And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:54 pm    Post subject: Re: The joy... Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Oh, that was pure gold Pete.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:16 am    Post subject: Re: The joy... Reply with quote

And aren't you glad we don't turn the other cheek. Though our president sure has been turning a lot of cheeks in the past 8 years and not always the one on his face.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:01 pm    Post subject: Re: The joy... Reply with quote

Not a crititism Bushy, just an observation.
And yeah I'm glad about that.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:25 pm    Post subject: Re: The joy... Reply with quote

I can't really argue with the thought - after all we didn't become the USA by turning the other cheek...

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