Broken clock

515034s10ring · Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:09 am Post subject: Broken clock

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ..promise!

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.

When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh sh1^," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."

Shocked

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5947

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Vince · Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:26 am Post subject: Re: Broken clock

ha ha ha.....love it mate. Sounds like something I would try.

Cheers, Vince

1895ss · Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:02 am Post subject: Re: Broken clock

Good show..............
The way I see it 10ring, your wife may not need a new clock but her cuckoo hubby may need an adjustment..................... Haha

GooseHunterJr · Member Joined: Oct 18, 2005 Posts: 51 Location: Colorado

515034s10ring · Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:55 pm Post subject: Re: Broken clock

1895ss wrote:

:haha:

Good show..............
The way I see it 10ring, your wife may not need a new clock but her cuckoo hubby may need an adjustment..................... Haha

I see they left the zoo gates open again Rolling Eyes