Condom factory burns down in New Zealand :

Helen Clarke, ex-Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4 a.m by the telephone.

"Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergincy !! I've jist received word thet the Durex factory en Aucklind hes burned to the ground. It is istimated that the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week."

PM: "Shut !! The economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. W'ill be ruined."

Hilth Munister: "We're going to hef to shup some in from Brutain ?"

PM: "No chence. The Poms will have a field day on thus one.

Hilth Munister: "What about Australia ?"

PM: "I'll call Tony Abbott. Tell him we need one million condoms, ten enches long and eight enches thuck. That way they'll continue to respect the 'All Blacks'."

Three days later, a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes that arrived at the Pist Office.

She finds one million condoms - 10 enches long, 8 enches thuck, all coloured green and gold with small writing on each one.



"MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE: MEDIUM"

Bloody loved it!!

Beer does wonders to your key board...

ain't gonna go there

The REAL story was actually the other way round! Vince just didn't want to be shown up .....

LOL Not so..
Here in Oz, the guberment is payin out $$$ for us to procreate..
They would look at condom shortages as a boon.

ho hummmm.

Shouldn't tat have been size small?

Also I thought them kiwis would be happier, I'm sure they could do with them extra sheep for export..

And the Aussie verses NZ wars begin...Again.

Nah Bushy, we love your Long Clouds cuzins.
Its ANZAC and all... without them we would be AAC.. such an ugly name.
Besides knowing how to make sheep happy.. they are also good mates.

contrary to common belief it wasnt the french that invented the condom it was in fact the Australians...the french just worked out to take away the rest of the sheep!!!

Ya got that wrong Elvis...the condom was invented in the Middle East a few hundred years ago using goat intestines...it was the English who perfected it by taking the intestines out of the goat first.

OK...I'm on me way to the ladder.

Good Vince-but I also heard that before the goat episode the english were using chickens-with the feathers(that might have been the original "french tickler")!
Don't slow going up that ladder!

personal I do not shower with a raincoat on ....!!!!!!