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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:56 pm    Post subject: one liner - an attempt for the crown. Reply with quote

A new study has found that women with large bums live longer than men who mention it!!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:16 pm    Post subject: Re: one liner - an attempt for the crown. Reply with quote

The same study also found that women with large bosoms out live husbands that notice.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:32 pm    Post subject: Re: one liner - an attempt for the crown. Reply with quote

Im Sad DOOMED Sad

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:13 am    Post subject: Re: one liner - an attempt for the crown. Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
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You and me together mate. Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:58 am    Post subject: Re: one liner - an attempt for the crown. Reply with quote

and guys that believe these studies have tiny shooters?



yup
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:58 am    Post subject: Re: one liner - an attempt for the crown. Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
and guys that believe these studies have tiny shooters?



yup
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:53 am    Post subject: Re: one liner - an attempt for the crown. Reply with quote

coffee on the computer again *^$*&^(#)

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:59 pm    Post subject: Re: one liner - an attempt for the crown. Reply with quote

You'd have thought you would of learned by now, laugh then sip, not sip then laugh Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:18 pm    Post subject: Re: one liner - an attempt for the crown. Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
and guys that believe these studies have tiny shooters?



yup
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Nope.




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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:19 pm    Post subject: Re: one liner - an attempt for the crown. Reply with quote

I'm blaimen Suzzy

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:14 pm    Post subject: Re: one liner - an attempt for the crown. Reply with quote

Hey! I'm a man and I look. My wife knows I look and that I am spending all my "quality time" with her. I haven't seen a woman worth losing her over yet and I don't expect to, ever.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:02 pm    Post subject: Re: one liner - an attempt for the crown. Reply with quote

It doesnt matter where you get your appetite as long as you only feed at the home trough!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:25 am    Post subject: Re: one liner - an attempt for the crown. Reply with quote

versus "the grass always looks greener on the other side of the fence"

but I've seen friends going that way many times and I'm convinced that they might have more experiences now, but at the end they don't seem to be happier...
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:18 am    Post subject: Re: one liner - an attempt for the crown. Reply with quote

Elvis don't let your wife read that, or the trough may be free of feed. Deposits may become postponed. She'll call you the handyman. That dog won't hunt.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:56 pm    Post subject: Re: one liner - an attempt for the crown. Reply with quote

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Elvis don't let your wife read that, or the trough may be free of feed. Deposits may become postponed. She'll call you the handyman. That dog won't hunt.


just a
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