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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:38 am    Post subject: Package Attack-Warning Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:00 am    Post subject: Re: Package Attack-Warning Reply with quote

Holy batman

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Package Attack-Warning Reply with quote

"Ball Memorial Hospital"?

Really?

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Package Attack-Warning Reply with quote

Very apt hospital to bring him to..

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:12 am    Post subject: Re: Package Attack-Warning Reply with quote

sounds like he will be going off half cocked!!

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:45 am    Post subject: Re: Package Attack-Warning Reply with quote

Was that with clothes or with out ??

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:54 am    Post subject: Re: Package Attack-Warning Reply with quote

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Was that with clothes or with out ??

Interesting thought Trembles. I was sitting here after reading the Police report wondering how she managed to get hold of a body part that is usually contained within two layers of clothing. Confused wtf

Then again, he was sitting in front of his computer...wonder what he was viewing at the time? Embarassed Embarassed Razz Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:23 am    Post subject: Re: Package Attack-Warning Reply with quote

Tremblay wrote:
Was that with clothes or with out ??

Tremblay, something I don't understand: what's an "out"?

as you're asking "with clothes" or "with out"

I'm trying to form some pictures in my imagination, but for me it's difficult to see an "out" without an "in"...

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:44 am    Post subject: Re: Package Attack-Warning Reply with quote

I think he's saying WITHOUT.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:24 am    Post subject: Re: Package Attack-Warning Reply with quote

OH--NO now english and spelling critics !

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:25 am    Post subject: Re: Package Attack-Warning Reply with quote

Now guys, I know that women are crazy (at least as compared to what we as men think). I have been married to the same woman for almost 43 years, and she is one volatile and very very dangerous crazy assed bitch, so I know from where I speak (and, I use the word bitch with much affection and as an ongoing joke between her and I) but the truth is the truth. Do not screw with you wives or girlfriends, you will regret it. Maybe not as much as the guy in the story, but at some level in some way, you will feel the pain.

I suspect that for some reason known only to women that the guy with the bruised bag got exactly what he deserved.

Without any more information other than the hype there is no way we can make any determination on why things happened as they did, but then it is a lot of fun to speculate---

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:45 am    Post subject: Re: Package Attack-Warning Reply with quote

Tremblay wrote:
OH--NO now english and spelling critics !

What did you expect? I am English and I can spell.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:48 am    Post subject: Re: Package Attack-Warning Reply with quote

lesterg3 wrote:
Now guys, I know that women are crazy (at least as compared to what we as men think). I have been married to the same woman for almost 43 years, and she is one volatile and very very dangerous crazy assed bitch, so I know from where I speak (and, I use the word bitch with much affection and as an ongoing joke between her and I) but the truth is the truth. Do not screw with you wives or girlfriends, you will regret it. Maybe not as much as the guy in the story, but at some level in some way, you will feel the pain.

I suspect that for some reason known only to women that the guy with the bruised bag got exactly what he deserved.

Without any more information other than the hype there is no way we can make any determination on why things happened as they did, but then it is a lot of fun to speculate---

There was a news item just after Ontario came out with vanity license plates. An older woman what OL FART as her plate but she was denied, she took MTO to task and won, because she had called her husband of more than 40 years ol fart and could prove it.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:12 am    Post subject: Re: Package Attack-Warning Reply with quote

Ok OK you win repete

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Package Attack-Warning Reply with quote

Tremblay wrote:
Ok OK you win repete

It's not a win or lose thing. It is what it is. Laughing

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