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MacD Super Member
Joined: Apr 08, 2011 Posts: 1052 Location: Canada
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:07 pm Post subject: Coffin Humour |
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I asked some friends, if they could come back and stand at the head of their coffin in the funeral home, what would they like to hear people say about them as they payed their last respects.
One guy said he hoped they called him a honest ,hard worker. Another preferred that he be spoken of as a true friend. The one who was on his 4th wife suggested that a remark about his rogue lifestyle would make him happy. Last to go was George, 86 years old and still making every day meaningful. "Well George", asked one of the others with the respect due his age. What would you like to hear them say as they gathered around your body. George winked and said, ........................................................"Look, he moved."
_________________ La a'Blair s'math n Cairdean
(Friends are good on the day of battle)
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:17 pm Post subject: Re: Coffin Humour |
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Yeah .....that would be good!
Thanks MacD that was cute
Suz
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9259 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:54 pm Post subject: Re: Coffin Humour |
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awesome
thanks for the chuckle.
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