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MacD
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:07 pm    Post subject: Coffin Humour Reply with quote

I asked some friends, if they could come back and stand at the head of their coffin in the funeral home, what would they like to hear people say about them as they payed their last respects.

One guy said he hoped they called him a honest ,hard worker. Another preferred that he be spoken of as a true friend. The one who was on his 4th wife suggested that a remark about his rogue lifestyle would make him happy. Last to go was George, 86 years old and still making every day meaningful. "Well George", asked one of the others with the respect due his age. What would you like to hear them say as they gathered around your body. George winked and said, ........................................................"Look, he moved."

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Coffin Humour Reply with quote

Yeah .....that would be good!
Thanks MacD that was cute

Suz

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Coffin Humour Reply with quote

awesome
thanks for the chuckle.

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