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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1035 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:35 am Post subject: Old man, Old woman. |
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An old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the funeral. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down. And I know he won't ask for directions."
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Aloysius Super Member
Joined: Nov 03, 2009 Posts: 2440 Location: B., Belgium
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:59 am Post subject: Re: Old man, Old woman. |
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maybe he doesn't have to dig... here they say that men cannot return from the grave because they are planted with their root pointing up...
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9259 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:53 pm Post subject: Re: Old man, Old woman. |
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naasty woman!!!
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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 2:50 pm Post subject: Re: Old man, Old woman. |
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:58 pm Post subject: Re: Old man, Old woman. |
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I don't have to dig...
I have been practicing "out of body" travel so I can go anywhere without having to dig. "Flying" is kinda fun.
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Aloysius Super Member
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15721 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:27 am Post subject: Re: Old man, Old woman. |
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Aloysius wrote: |
what are you smoking?
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11394 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:58 am Post subject: Re: Old man, Old woman. |
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Must be good stuff...
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