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Wicky
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:52 am    Post subject: Democrats need protection to! Reply with quote

Do you have an Anti-gun Democratic friend who doesn’t seem as ‘joyous’ as they were after the election of the “Great One”? Maybe they’re worried about their ’security’ at home with the increasing “residential crime” they’ve been reading about. Also, maybe they realize now that the police can’t be everywhere to protect them within seconds.
Well here’s good news for them, and those of us familiar with firearms. Smith & Wesson has just announced a new handgun designed for the left-wing person who is un-familiar with and possibly afraid of handguns, yet wants to have adequate home protection:
The “SW180º44L” (’L’ signifies ‘liberal’)..You will note that this handsome, powerful weapon is a “commemorative model” which proudly bears the Democratic “Donkey” & a large capital “D”!
It also comes with a lifetime supply of ammo.
Tell your Democratic friends to be sure to get their orders in early, because these will be in high demand! This would also make a thoughtful gift for them from you. If you are a “gunnie”, consider purchasing one of these beauties for your own personal collection to be used exclusively by liberal r left-leaning bureaucrats or media anti-gunner guests you invite for a free introductory trip to the shooting range. Show them you support the emphasis they place upon others receiving a good education. Order now. Supplies are limited.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Democrats need protection to! Reply with quote

They put the sights the wrong way..
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