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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:45 am    Post subject: Finally, a hunting joke... Reply with quote

One day, Bill the duck hunter was out on the border of New South Wales and Victoria shooting ducks. He was having a really good day, he'd already bagged 6 or 7 ducks and a park ranger came up to him.

"Did you realise that its not duck season in Victoria anymore mate." said the ranger.

"I shot these ducks in New South Wales!" Bill replied swiftly.

The ranger then said, "Thats irrelevant if the ducks are from Victoria, throw me one of the ducks, I'm an expert and I'll be able to tell you if its from Victoria, or New South Wales."

Bill, thinking that the Ranger was a bit of a goose, obliged and threw him the first duck. The ranger then proceeded to part the ducks tail feathers, and then jammed his index finger straight up the ducks arse. He then sniffed his finger and called back,

"That one is ok, its from New South Wales, send me the second one."

Bill laughed and sent him the second duck purely out of interest. The ranger did the same routine again, and when he sniffed his finger, he called back,

"This duck is from Victoria, I'm going to have to report you."

"You're kidding aren't you mate" said Bill "You can't possibly tell from that!"

"Trust me, I'm an expert" calls the ranger "Now, what was your name?"

"Bill Smith"

"And where are you from Bill?"

"Richmond"

"Richmond Victoria, or Richmond New South Wales?"

Bill then proceeded to un-do his belt, drop his daks, and called back

"You're the expert, you tell me!"

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Finally, a hunting joke... Reply with quote

Sounds like Bill came from Richmond Dixieland..
I heard that they enjoy those kind of thing there Yuck

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Finally, a hunting joke... Reply with quote

Nope, that would be Newport, Key West, Fire Island, and San Francisco.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Finally, a hunting joke... Reply with quote

Heard a slightly different version of that one a few years back.

Thanks FALPhil..a good laugh. Laughing

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