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PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:21 am    Post subject: Best Come back Line ever Reply with quote

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on

the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to
the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and
children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws
you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best
comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of
National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a
female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General
Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop
visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what
things are you going to teach these young boys when
they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them
climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit
irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be
properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is
a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be
teaching them proper rifle discipline before they
even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to
become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped
to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
You gotta love the Marines!
AMERICA , THE HOME OF THE FREE...BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!!!

(this is why I DONT hang out with women!)

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:15 am    Post subject: Re: Best Come back Line ever Reply with quote

Hilarious and sensible at the same time Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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