*A Christmas Story for people having a bad day....**




When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce
the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the
pressure of being behind schedule.


Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed
Santa even more.


When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about
to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.


More stress.


Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy
bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went
into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.


When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden the
liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he accidentally
dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over
the kitchen floor.


He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the
broom.


Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.


He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas
tree.


The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely
day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"


And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

What.....you mean he got that poor little angel to stand on top of the tree?????

OHHH.....you mean..... OUCH



Cheers, Vince

Vince, I was wondering when you would come too