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lesterg3
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His wife's graveside service was just barely finished when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little, old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well ..... she's there."
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Vince
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Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Tremblay
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| Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:54 am Post subject: Re: The Arival |
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gelandangan
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slimjim
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| Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 6:24 pm Post subject: Re: The Arival |
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short and sweet!!!
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Elvis
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| Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 12:26 am Post subject: Re: The Arival |
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I was at mens group last Thursday night,we were watching a DVD on the majesty of Gods creation ,space planets galexies etc etc when a almighty storm hit town...we had 2 power cuts while watching and the thunder sure drowned out the soundtrack 1 1/2" of rain in hour and a half...... not sure whos funeral had just taken place,but the Almighty got his message across,felt really small and humble driving home through flooded streets.
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