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Elvis
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:34 am    Post subject: Missing Wife Reply with quote

HUSBAND to cop "My wife is missing. she went shopping and hassent come home"
Sergent: "whats her height?" Gee not sure. a little over five feet.
Weight. not slim.not realy fat.
Eye colour. "brown. Never realy noticed."
Hair colour.Changes a couple of times a year.Maybe brown?
What was she wearing.could have been pants.Dont know exactly.
What kind of car was she in?' She went in my truck.

"What kind of truck?"

A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4x4 with eco-boosted 5/0L.V8 engine special ordered
with manual transmission and climate-controled air-conditioning.
Custom leather six-way seats and Bubba floor mats.
Full GPS navigation.six cup holders,a USB port.and four power outlets.
I added special alloy wheels and offroad Mitchelins.
It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting..
At this point the husband starts choking up.

Sergent:"Dont worry mate,We'll find your truck."

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:03 am    Post subject: Re: Missing Wife Reply with quote

Well yeah.. one must get his priority right.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 3:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Missing Wife Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 5:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Missing Wife Reply with quote

Thats real and happens all the time
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