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A Friendly Honest Neighbour:!!!
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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 5:11 pm    Post subject: A Friendly Honest Neighbour:!!! Reply with quote

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.

I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.

In fact, more than you.

I'm not getting it at home, but that's no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn auto correct. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 6:40 pm    Post subject: Re: A Friendly Honest Neighbour:!!! Reply with quote

Ther are times when it is better to just keep your mouth shut, than admit anything.
Auto correct, the geeks revenge on everyday people.

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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 6:52 pm    Post subject: Re: A Friendly Honest Neighbour:!!! Reply with quote

The next day there was a new want ad in the dating section......

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