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Long-haul trucker, Canadian style.Jokes, funny stories and general humor
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sniper Super Member
Joined: Aug 18, 2005 Posts: 735 Location: Utah
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:50 am Post subject: Long-haul trucker, Canadian style. |
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This Canadian long- haul trucker was also quite a knitter. He could leave Toronto, and by the time he reached Abbotsford, he could have a sweater finished, and could sell it, making a bit more from his run.
He had taught himself to knit, steering with his forearms through the wheel, and knitting away.
Well, one day he was knitting significantly over the speed limit, when a Mountie spotted him.
The Mountie pulled up alongside, trying to get his attention, and finally, he did.
"Pull over, PULL OVER!" he yelled.
"Nossir, answered the truck driver, It's a cardigan!"
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tracker Super Member
Joined: Nov 08, 2006 Posts: 1175 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:31 am Post subject: Re: Long-haul trucker, Canadian style. |
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Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15723 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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