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dhc4ever
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 Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:09 am Post subject: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees.
I thought she was joking.........And then I saw her face......
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dhc4ever
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:54 am Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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now I'm a believer..........
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English Mike
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:50 pm Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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Vince
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:21 pm Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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Elvis
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:14 pm Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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what do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo
a woolie jumper...
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Elvis
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:15 pm Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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a chook and a concrete mixer?
a brick layer...
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Elvis
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:22 am Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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the Irish army has bought 5000 septic tanks
when they learn how to drive them they are going to invade England.
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gelandangan
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:51 am Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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Not a trace of doubt in my mind..
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:03 am Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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what did one tap sayto the other?
if it wont fit dont faucet!!!
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:04 am Post subject: Re: after vince's bad joke crown...... |
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what do you do if you find a bra laying on the floor???
leave it there it maybe a BOOBIE TRAP!!!!
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