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Vince Site Admin
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:59 am Post subject: Re: Two Eggs |
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speaking of eggs
why are eggs round on the end and not square???
cause if they where square the chooks bum would slam shut...
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:06 am Post subject: Re: Two Eggs |
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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:12 pm Post subject: Re: Two Eggs |
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Two New Zealanders in a bar.
One says to the other "what's a Hindu"?
"Lays eggs you daft sod" says his mate.
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Vince Site Admin
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:06 am Post subject: Re: Two Eggs |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
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Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:20 am Post subject: Re: Two Eggs |
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Poms making fun of Kiwis, does it get any better than this....:)
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:00 am Post subject: Re: Two Eggs |
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I say ol chap steady on theres to be none of this Kiwi bashing not that we cant take it on the chin stiff upper lip what what.
tally ho the fox and all that rot
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English Mike Super Member
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:02 am Post subject: Re: Two Eggs |
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Ominivision1 Super Member
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:40 am Post subject: Re: Two Eggs |
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dhc4ever Super Member
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:31 pm Post subject: Re: Two Eggs |
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spiffing what, absolutely spiffing.....
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Vince Site Admin
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:40 pm Post subject: Re: Two Eggs |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:20 pm Post subject: Re: Two Eggs |
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diesel Member
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:40 pm Post subject: Re: Two Eggs |
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two bros from the hood came into a lot of money and joined a fox hunting club. after the first chase, they were called in by the huntmaster. he told them, when they sighted the fox, it was customary just to shout "tally ho" not "tally ho, MFs"
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Vince Site Admin
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dhc4ever Super Member
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:37 am Post subject: Re: Two Eggs |
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_________________ Pete
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