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 Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 12:23 am Post subject: Thought for the day |
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Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine and into your brain, and thats where shitty ideas come from.......
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| Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 1:04 am Post subject: Re: Thought for the day |
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oh man thats a goodun.
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gelandangan
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| Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 2:07 pm Post subject: Re: Thought for the day |
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So now I have excuse for coming out with stupid ideas..
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| Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 8:03 pm Post subject: Re: Thought for the day |
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I doubt it OV1...we just have to be mindful of the family orientation of The Nut mate.
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radar
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| Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 10:08 pm Post subject: Re: Thought for the day |
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Sorry to anyone I offend,
But this sort of Kiwi humour is heard on the radio every day here.
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| Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 7:03 am Post subject: Re: Thought for the day |
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Joke re-write......
Never hold your [flatuations] in.
They travel up your spine and into your brain and that's where [fecis] ideas come from.......
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Elvis
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| Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 1:48 pm Post subject: Re: Thought for the day |
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too true Radar ALL our radios and TV stations feature this level of humour. very good rewrite Bushy.
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| Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 9:34 pm Post subject: Re: Thought for the day |
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OMG flatulent jokes again, y'all are mentally incontinent. I think that's why the middle easterners were that head gear. Sorta looks like diapers to me.
that didn't
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| Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 11:29 pm Post subject: Re: Thought for the day |
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radar
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| Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 12:10 am Post subject: Re: Thought for the day |
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heres an old "Goodies" tune for you all
Blown off its a gas
Blown off its a trip
Its a sin to hold it in so let it rip
Some folks like to hiccup
some folks like to cough
Me.....
I blow off!
(Its a bodily function no less)
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| Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 1:33 am Post subject: Re: Thought for the day |
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I think I may be a little more poetic than you Radar old mate:
Where ere ye be,
Let ye wind go free.
In Church or Chapel,
Let it rattle.
A  is but a breeze,
that gives the belly ease.
Cheers, Vince
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Uh oh, wonder if this is going to be like the last thought of the day post? 
Stovey's about to get a 10 1/2 Air Jordan give him a fresh breeze up his spine........hopefully it'll blow some of the cobwebs out !!!
