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PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 12:23 am    Post subject: Thought for the day Reply with quote
Never hold your farts in.

They travel up your spine and into your brain, and thats where shitty ideas come from.......

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PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 1:04 am    Post subject: Re: Thought for the day Reply with quote
oh man thats a goodun.

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PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 1:41 am    Post subject: Re: Thought for the day Reply with quote
Shocked Uh oh, wonder if this is going to be like the last thought of the day post? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 1:43 am    Post subject: Re: Thought for the day Reply with quote
I doubt it OV1...we just have to be mindful of the family orientation of The Nut mate.

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PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 2:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Thought for the day Reply with quote
So now I have excuse for coming out with stupid ideas..

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PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 8:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Thought for the day Reply with quote
Vince wrote:
I doubt it OV1...we just have to be mindful of the family orientation of The Nut mate.

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PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 10:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Thought for the day Reply with quote
Sorry to anyone I offend,

But this sort of Kiwi humour is heard on the radio every day here.

Radar

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PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2011 7:03 am    Post subject: Re: Thought for the day Reply with quote
Joke re-write......

Never hold your [flatuations] in.

They travel up your spine and into your brain and that's where [fecis] ideas come from.......

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PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2011 11:13 am    Post subject: Re: Thought for the day Reply with quote
Now I know why most'a Chambered's thought's stink! Razz
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PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2011 1:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Thought for the day Reply with quote
too true Radar ALL our radios and TV stations feature this level of humour. very good rewrite Bushy.

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PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2011 9:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Thought for the day Reply with quote
wtf Stovey's about to get a 10 1/2 Air Jordan give him a fresh breeze up his spine........hopefully it'll blow some of the cobwebs out !!!

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PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2011 9:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Thought for the day Reply with quote
OMG flatulent jokes again, y'all are mentally incontinent. I think that's why the middle easterners were that head gear. Sorta looks like diapers to me.

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PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2011 11:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Thought for the day Reply with quote
Suzanne wrote:
OMG flatulent jokes again, y'all are mentally incontinent. I think that's why the middle easterners were that head gear. Sorta looks like diapers to me.

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Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2011 12:10 am    Post subject: Re: Thought for the day Reply with quote
heres an old "Goodies" tune for you all

Blown off its a gas
Blown off its a trip
Its a sin to hold it in so let it rip
Some folks like to hiccup
some folks like to cough

Me.....

I blow off!

(Its a bodily function no less)

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PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2011 1:33 am    Post subject: Re: Thought for the day Reply with quote
I think I may be a little more poetic than you Radar old mate:

Where ere ye be,
Let ye wind go free.
In Church or Chapel,
Let it rattle.
A Fart is but a breeze,
that gives the belly ease.

Cheers, Vince

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