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Red Neck Rosetta Stone
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OntheLasGallinas
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Red Neck Rosetta Stone Reply with quote

I don't know what it is, but I don't seem to have as much free time as I used to.

I asked my dear old mama, the other day, "I thought life got easer the older you get,” she shook her finger at me and told me, "don't you believe it." So, I guess I'm cursed to work extra hard, at least a few more years. I'm gearing up to increase my cow herd significantly, just for retirement........my wife says I'm a work-a-holic.

Now, if the Eagle-Ford oil play moves a little farther to the north (like it's heading), my boss won't see my smily face anymore.

Cary

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Red Neck Rosetta Stone Reply with quote

Gee Stovey. Here in Missouri the game commision says to club, stone, knife or shoot any hog you run into. Don't even need a license. Just KILL it. And as many of it's relatives as you can.

FREE

Cary...I've been retired sense 2006 and I can varify that you will work harder when retired then you did when you worked for a living. And all I've got is two dogs, two horses and a wife. 'Course I did have a bit of a sluff job, desk and all those who work for me in the overhaul shop.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Red Neck Rosetta Stone Reply with quote

Same's why I'm moving inta yer barn....after I'm done scoopin' doompers I'm going hog poppin'.

Only in LaLa land does we have a season, on destructive pests, that's smarter than the politicians and "constituants". God this place is STOOPID. Laughing
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