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44marty Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2009 Posts: 775 Location: Cheshire, MA; USA
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:08 pm Post subject: Why Italians hand down their guns |
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An old one, but still a good one. Don't remeber if this has been posted.
Why Italians pass their handguns down through the family.
An old Italian man is dying
He calls his grandson to his bedside... " Guido, I wan' you lissina me.
I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.
Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna
bed with another man...
Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9256 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:08 pm Post subject: Re: Why Italians hand down their guns |
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as ol basel brush would say boom boom
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8316 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:18 am Post subject: Re: Why Italians hand down their guns |
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cute, a chuckle to start the day with!
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:45 am Post subject: Re: Why Italians hand down their guns |
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Tick tick tick..........
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