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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2656 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:01 am Post subject: I thought |
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Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
The old man said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11394 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:01 am Post subject: Re: I thought |
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Thanks Tremblay...An old man needs a good laugh once in a while. Excuse me while I go change MY pants...From laughing....Still laughing.
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1895ss Super Member
Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 2612 Location: Not Here...!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:32 pm Post subject: Re: I thought |
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_________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie.
'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd or an a**hole going the wrong way. |
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Bushmaster Super Member
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wiersy111 Super Member
Joined: May 13, 2009 Posts: 2376 Location: Central Minnesota
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:19 am Post subject: Re: I thought |
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_________________ A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America " for an amount of "up to and including my life."
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15721 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:33 am Post subject: Re: I thought |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8316 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:21 am Post subject: Re: I thought |
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Vince wrote: |
says...coffee out the nose. |
Stovey is the one that suffers from that condition!
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Vince Site Admin
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:35 am Post subject: Re: I thought |
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Buwahahah! I think Mr. Bushbeans has that syndrome....
Ask him why he carry's them little green trees ya see hanging offa car's rear view mirrors, in his back pocket!
Ya know yer gettin' old when:
* yer hairs fall out
* yer farts get wet, and...
* yer gonads float in the tub
Doh!
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11394 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:12 pm Post subject: Re: I thought |
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Full head of hair. Gray that it is, but down tto almost my belt.
Not wearin' depends yet.
I shower so I don't know about the floaty thing.
Last time I checked you were going bald. You have any other symptoms?
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:33 pm Post subject: Re: I thought |
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I like no hair-do...less maintenance.
Yes- I forget stuff alot....
"...hmmmm, now which ways them bullets go in again?..... "
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:19 pm Post subject: Re: I thought |
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Yup...Always figured that it was a good thing. You shooting only revolvers Can't put the cartridge in back-ass-words.
Me? I don't forget a thing. I write it down. Only problem is finding that list. It's almost so bad that I need glasses to find my glasses.
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stovepipe Super Member
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:27 pm Post subject: Re: I thought |
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Same boat- find glasses to find glasses, then, find that list of stuff to do that's just like the other 3 lists I misplaced.
".....wich end goes BANG again?....." (I'm actually admiring this lil pistol and checking for issues...man, is it a KEEPER! )
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8316 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:29 pm Post subject: Re: I thought |
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Stovey, you are putting that new pistol through its passes already. You've done more shooting in the last few days than I've done in the last 3 months!!!
_________________ "To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11394 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:43 pm Post subject: Re: I thought |
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Holy cow!! I see brass on the floor! Can hardly restrain myself...Gotta pick it up...What an unsightly scene.
(me on my knees, pockets bulging with spent brass)
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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