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Cows, The Constitution and the 10 CommandmentsDiscussions run-amok, innane banter it all goes here
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metz3601 Member


Joined: Oct 31, 2008 Posts: 81
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:30 am Post subject: Cows, The Constitution and the 10 Commandments |
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Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
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COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track
a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow..
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THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for
over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this --
you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not
Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians .... it creates a hostile work environment.
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Also, think about this ... if you don't want to
forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART
OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for America to speak up!
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gelandangan Super Member


Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6481 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 3:59 pm Post subject: Re: Cows, The Constitution and the 10 Commandments |
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Too right!
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Elvis Super Member


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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:23 pm Post subject: Re: Cows, The Constitution and the 10 Commandments |
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Its a worldwide problem metz you are too right on the money
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wiersy111 Super Member


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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:23 pm Post subject: Re: Cows, The Constitution and the 10 Commandments |
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That is painfully true.
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