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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

wiersy111 wrote:
Hmmmm old comes to mind!

I was thinking more in the lines of "ancient" ................................... ROFL ROFL ROFL

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

Haha Laughing ROFL Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

RUH ROH Hiding

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:38 am    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

Why should I comment on that. Most people my age can't keep up with me. If fact, most people 20 years younger have troubles staying with me.

For Big D...I'm 67 and a slim trim 132 lbs at 5' 7". Won't be 68 until the end of the year.

Respect gentlemen, respect. If I can't get respect I'll go for "fear". Remember...I'm to old to fight or run. I'll just............................... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:54 am    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

Hell Bushy I'll be lucky to make it to your age.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

I ve sat back and let you boys have your say,but what Bushy I have made the 80. Chain saw and rifles still keep me busy.As you say to old to fight or run but can still live to open the eyes of some pups.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

Damn...I lower my head in respect Sir...You wouldn't, by chance, come over and help me fall, cut and split a few oaks for the winter with me would you? I split with an old faller's double bit axe...

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:21 am    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

Never used a double bit axe Bushy, used what we called a Canadian, then a star shaped wedge we called a bomb, which you drove with a 14lb hammer.Ashamed to say these days use a hydrualic splitter.University of life teaches you to adapt.
What you suggest wopuld be a dream for me. TG

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

Hey guys....this is what you need to make your job a little easier.

Log Splitter

However, if you are like me and enjoy chopping/splitting wood, then this will make your job just a little easier.

Splitting wood with a Tyre

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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 9:32 am    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

wtf OK-learned something new for using my old tires Shocked

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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 7:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

I didn't learn anything useful - I have oil heat and all I have to do is adjust the thermostat. My days of cutting trees down to burn them are way over.
I will be switching to primary solar power and secondary wind generation with back-up being the grid. That way the electric company can pay me for the power instead of the way it is now.....
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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 5:23 am    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

PaulS wrote:
I didn't learn anything useful - I have oil heat and all I have to do is adjust the thermostat. My days of cutting trees down to burn them are way over.
I will be switching to primary solar power and secondary wind generation with back-up being the grid. That way the electric company can pay me for the power instead of the way it is now.....
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We have a system Coppice Woodland which creates ideal habitat for game. Having got timber on the ground its best made use of in various ways, fuel being one of them.

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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 4:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

Tire idea not a bad one !!! Still looks like a lot of unnecessary and tiring labor............felt bad for that poor feller so I drank a beer or three while I watched him huff and puff!!!

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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 4:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

Gotta say he has an idea if you are splitting small amounts. But when I used to split the idea was for the blocks to pop and fly out of the way. I miss the days of cutting and splitting with my dad and grand father. We used to cut about 100 cord a year to burn and sell. Hardest easy money I ever made.

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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 6:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

City dweller that bought part of the country. Probably move back to the city when the work gets to him or he [tires] of the endless work that comes with acreage

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