The Truth

metz3601 · Member Joined: Oct 31, 2008 Posts: 81

Husband Store
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> A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman
> may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
> description of how the store operates:
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> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
> the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may
> choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
> floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
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> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor
> the sign on the door reads:
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> Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
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> She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
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> Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
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> 'That's nice,' she thinks , 'but I want more.'
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> So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
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> Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
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> 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
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> She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
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> Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
> Help With Housework..
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> 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
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> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
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> Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with
> Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
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> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign
> reads:
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> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
> this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
> please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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> PLEASE NOTE:
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> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store
> just across the street.
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> The first floor has wives that love sex.
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> T he second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
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> The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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TRBLSHTR · Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:03 pm Post subject: Re: The Truth

Would somebody please direct me to the wives store-second story asap! wtf

1895ss · Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:53 am Post subject: Re: The Truth

Good one!!!!!!!!!

gelandangan · Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:47 pm Post subject: Re: The Truth

Rumour has it that the third floor of the wives store has wives that love sex and have money, like beer AND LIKE GUNS !! Shocked

slimjim · Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:01 pm Post subject: Re: The Truth

doesn't sound like one would need more than 3 floors. Sounds like one might be able to keep a wive happy from this floor.