HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: linkresources
New Today: 2
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 12869

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 129
BOT: 1
Total: 130
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Home
02: Home
03: Forums
04: Home
05: Forums
06: Forums
07: Forums
08: Forums
09: Forums
10: Home
11: Home
12: Forums
13: Forums
14: Forums
15: Home
16: Home
17: Forums
18: Home
19: Home
20: Forums
21: Photo Albums
22: Forums
23: Forums
24: Home
25: Home
26: Forums
27: Home
28: Home
29: Forums
30: Forums
31: Photo Albums
32: Forums
33: Home
34: Home
35: Home
36: Home
37: Home
38: Forums
39: Home
40: Home
41: Forums
42: Forums
43: Forums
44: Home
45: Home
46: Forums
47: Home
48: Forums
49: Your Account
50: Home
51: Home
52: Home
53: Forums
54: Forums
55: Forums
56: Home
57: Home
58: Forums
59: Forums
60: Forums
61: Forums
62: Forums
63: Forums
64: Forums
65: Home
66: Photo Albums
67: Forums
68: Forums
69: Home
70: Home
71: Forums
72: Forums
73: Photo Albums
74: Forums
75: Forums
76: Photo Albums
77: Home
78: Photo Albums
79: Home
80: Home
81: Forums
82: Your Account
83: Home
84: Forums
85: Home
86: Home
87: Your Account
88: Forums
89: Home
90: Home
91: Home
92: Forums
93: Photo Albums
94: Forums
95: Forums
96: Forums
97: Home
98: Forums
99: Forums
100: Forums
101: Home
102: Your Account
103: Home
104: Forums
105: Your Account
106: Forums
107: Forums
108: Forums
109: Forums
110: Photo Albums
111: Home
112: Your Account
113: Forums
114: Forums
115: Forums
116: Forums
117: Home
118: Forums
119: Forums
120: Forums
121: Home
122: Home
123: Home
124: Forums
125: Forums
126: Forums
127: Home
128: Forums
129: Forums
  BOT:
01: Forums

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 307
 Pictures: 2397
  · Views: 734968
  · Votes: 1313
  · Comments: 86
 

Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
jeh7mmmag
Member
Member


Joined: Dec 24, 2006
Posts: 223
Location: DFW, TX.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:38 am    Post subject: Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter Reply with quote

Morning: 1:00 AM: Alarm clock rings. 2:00 AM: Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed. 2:30 AM: Throw everything except kitchen sink into pickup. 3:00 AM: Leave for deep woods. 3:15 AM: Drive back home to pick up gun. 3:30 AM: Drive like crazy to get to the woods before daylight. 4:00 AM: Set up camp. Forgot the stupid tent. 4:30 AM: Head for the woods. 6:05 AM: See eight deer. 6:06 AM: Take aim and squeeze trigger. 6:07 AM: CLICK. 6:08 AM: Load gun while watching deer go over hill. 8:00 AM: Head back to camp. 9:00 AM: Still looking for camp. 10:00 AM: Realize that you don't know where camp is.

Afternoon: Fire gun for help---eat wild berries. 2:15 PM: Run out of bullets---eight deer come back. 2:20 PM: Strange feeling in stomach. 2:30 PM: Realize that you ate poison berries. 2:45 PM: Rescued. 2:55 PM: Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped, throw up instead. 3:15 PM: Arrive back at camp. 3:30 PM: Leave camp to kill deer. 4:00 PM: Return to camp for bullets. 4:01 PM: Load gun---leave camp again.

Evening: 5:00 PM: Empty gun on bug that is bugging you. 6:00 PM: Arrive at camp -- see deer grazing. 6:01 PM: Load gun. 6:02 PM: Fire gun. 6:03 PM: One dead pickup. 6:05 PM: Hunting partners arrive in camp dragging deer. 6:06 PM: Repress desire to shoot hunting partners. 6:07 PM: Fall into fire. 6:10 PM: Change clothing, throw burned ones in fire. 6:15 PM: Take pickup, leave hunting partners and deer in camp. 6:25 PM: Pickup boils over due to hole shot in block. 6:26 PM: Start walking. 6:30 PM: Stumble and fall, drop gun in mud. 6:35 PM: Meet bear. 6:36 PM: Take aim. 6:37 PM: Fire gun, blow up barrel that's plugged with mud. 6:38 PM: Mess pants. 6:39 PM: Climb tree. 11:00 PM: Bear leaves. Wrap gun around tree.

Midnight: Home at last. Fall on knees thanking Maker.

Next day: Watch football game on TV, slowly tearing up hunting license into small pieces, place in envelope, and mail to Game Warden. Laughing Embarassed

_________________
mypva.org/
DAV
VNE USS LEX CVT-16 BLUE GHOST V2 CATS ABE-2
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail
rdncktink
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Mar 02, 2007
Posts: 476
Location: Hwaseong, South Korea

PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter Reply with quote

Wow looks like someone knows how my cousin hunts. Very Happy

_________________
Don't whine how bad your country is until you live in another.
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
d_hoffman
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Feb 13, 2007
Posts: 696
Location: Chillicothe, Ohio

PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter Reply with quote

Sounds like the defenition of the word vegetarian Laughing ROFL

_________________
The best form of gun control...aim straight!!!
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11041
Location: Ava, Missouri

PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter Reply with quote

Have you ever had one of those days...Vince...

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
shrpshtrjoe
Super Red Neck Member
Super Red Neck Member


Joined: Jan 26, 2005
Posts: 2962
Location: Maryland

PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter Reply with quote

I hate when that happens ROFL
Joe

_________________
"MOLON LABE"

P E T A
People Eating Tasty Animals
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
gelandangan
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 07, 2006
Posts: 6130
Location: Sydney Australia

PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter Reply with quote

Laughing

_________________
A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

The government I trust .. is my .45-70 Government.

Do - Not try!


gelandangan.weebly.com/
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website
Dimitri
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 25, 2005
Posts: 5910

PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter Reply with quote

jeh7mmmag wrote:
2:15 PM: Run out of bullets

Whats that I don't understand. You can run out of ammunition that fast ?? Shocked I don't understand how that is possible. wtf

Dimitri

_________________
A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow.
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
gelandangan
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 07, 2006
Posts: 6130
Location: Sydney Australia

PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter Reply with quote

must have only bring a few hundred rounds.. should have brought the big brick of 5000 rounds.. then the ammo would last at least till 2.45PM

_________________
A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

The government I trust .. is my .45-70 Government.

Do - Not try!


gelandangan.weebly.com/
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website
Vince
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 14709
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Have you ever had one of those days...Vince...
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad
Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

Cheers, Vince

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.