I see this in my future - if I can only remember where the gun is!
Do we have this to look forward to?
(This is supposed to be a true story)
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to
her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding
to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how
to use it! Get out of the car..!!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out
and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to
load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's
seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the
ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five
spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove
to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men
were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as
white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and
carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one.