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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:21 pm    Post subject: Where is your spouse? Reply with quote

Do you know with the current technology you could track your spouse's mobile phone location...

try it at
mobilebacktrack.com/

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:33 am    Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? Reply with quote

With all of the problems we have. My wife knows exactly where I am. One of only a few places. At home, work, working around the house or on a car, or the grocery store. Or in route to one of said places. Occasonally I might be on the bank of the Misouri hunting for fish with a line, but only occasionally. I need to do that few more times before the WX gets to cold to go. But right now it is too HOT AND HUMID FOR IT!!
Although we do have a nudie place south of town across the county line.
There is no way I know where I could afford THOSE girls. An most of them are fairly nice looking girls. YES! I have been there. TWICE First time a friend calls my wife and says, "I am stealing Arron and we are going to the Playhouse." I get off of work early for a change smelling like something that died three weeks ago from working on the oily greasy machines and he drags me down there. The second time same guy takes me down there for his "bachelor party" before he got married and went to Afghanistan and his almost 80 year old grand-dad, not fun on that one. Those two with a bit of help from me went through around $650 that night. I have NEVER stayed in a place of that type for that long, nor do I ever want too again. I am, TOO DANG OLD FOR THAT, almost 35, HAHA! We were there from six pm till three or four am. I will not do that again I was so worn out from being up that long that I think I slept for at least a wholeday. And no, Cathy did not care. She knows where my loyalties are. I am not so sure would care if I WAS WITH ANOTHER WOMAN! But that is not something I want to find out. I would not like myself very much if I did. But it could be fun I will admit, at least until the rest of the bills come back to bite me in the rear. HA HA HA!!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:13 am    Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? Reply with quote

Naw...The woman on the bed ain't big enough to be my wife...Maybe she's yours gelandangan, but not mine...

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? Reply with quote

I wanted to see what Jenny looked like and where she was,so I entered 567-5309.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? Reply with quote

roklok wrote:
I wanted to see what Jenny looked like and where she was,so I entered 567-5309.

ha showing yer age there... accually twice over.. the number off the wall is 867-5309.... man ya misdialed didnt you Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? Reply with quote

D@#n, you are right, I think I entered the right number on the cell phone search, the wrong one here. I must be getting old.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? Reply with quote

Alright!!! Knock off the "old" jokes...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:50 am    Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Alright!!! Knock off the "old" jokes...

{pssst...hasn't had his geritol yet today...touchy!}

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? Reply with quote

No spouse yet here, still looking for a gun loving girl. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? Reply with quote

Sometimes you have find a good woman and retrain her...A lot of women don't know that they like firearms until you take them to the range and prove it to them...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Sometimes you have find a good woman and retrain her...A lot of women don't know that they like firearms until you take them to the range and prove it to them...

Should that have been refrain her?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? Reply with quote

In D's case even "retain" her....

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? Reply with quote

I donno, I ment finding a girl that owned more guns then me, since it was suggested I do that.

Anyone know a girl that owns more then 2 guns and is single ?? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? Reply with quote

Dimitri wrote:
I donno, I ment finding a girl that owned more guns then me, since it was suggested I do that.

Anyone know a girl that owns more then 2 guns and is single ?? Very Happy

Dimitri

The fact that she owns more than 2 guns IS the REASON she's single.....

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? Reply with quote

hunterjoe21 wrote:
The fact that she owns more than 2 guns IS the REASON she's single.....

I'm confused ?? Confused

I said more then 2 because I own 2 and Handloader said I should look for a girl that owns more firearms then I do. Very Happy

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