PERKS OF BEING OVER 60

If you are not over 60, this is what you have to look forward to.


1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, " Did I wake you ???? "

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 PM.

9. You can probably live without sex but not without your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18 Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list......

Hey ya mate....how are you?

Whats this OVER 60 bit.....damn, I'm like that now and I'm not quite 55 yet.

Cheers, Vince

I'm 56 and it sounds a lot like me too......

what was it we were talkin' about? oh! Fishin' yep I'm gonna try this new place - if I can find it again.

Old? How old am I? Oh yeah...I remember...54...Yeah...That's it...

thanks for a good checklist to have when I get closer to that decade

Will you youngun's stop bickering.
Another good thing is, that the recoil does't rattle your teeth any more, because you forgot they are still in the glass of water at home!!!!

Guess its gonna happen someday. -- tr

PaulS you and I are the same age and I know what you mean...........
Bushy your memory is failing you, you're 64. See there's that over 60 thing.......

Hey, guys, I am closer to 70 and I can still remember ma telling me "You would forget your head if it was not fastened on" when I was in my teens!! I think.......

41 years to go and counting.

Dimitri

nothin' wrong with dirt, it's everywhere. almost there myself. 1.5 yrs to go. alright! Dave

PaulS the new fishing place would be new everytime.

regards

added bonus for the 60+ group .... you can hide your own Easter Eggs.

Here is a very bad manored question, but I'm good for them...

keetoowah...Do women give up their age?

What the heck...Everyone else is curious too. I'm at that age where I don't mind the consiquences and ask...

64?? Did I forget again 1895ss? He's older then me, he should know. Besides...I thought you went to work. What happened? Here we said our "good-bys" and you're still here...

Bushmaster

Old enough for Tracker to be interestd, & young enough to keep him chasing