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PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 9:09 pm    Post subject: Coffee Reply with quote

Yep, I reckon this is as right as it gets...

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 11:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Coffee Reply with quote

I’m cutting back...

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:18 am    Post subject: Re: Coffee Reply with quote

Don't be messin' with navy coffee jokes 'round here!!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 8:28 am    Post subject: Re: Coffee Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Coffee Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Don't be messin' with navy coffee jokes 'round here!!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 8:16 am    Post subject: Re: Coffee Reply with quote

Very Happy Dang me -Bushy!100% pure Navy right down to the cup! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 1:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Coffee Reply with quote

This is Bushy's weekly coffee routine.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 1:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Coffee Reply with quote

I assume that the last one is whisky on ice. Would you please REMOVE the ice. I hate deluded whisky.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 3:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Coffee Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
I assume that the last one is whisky on ice. Would you please REMOVE the ice. I hate deluded whisky.

Yes, I agree mate. Putting water or ice (which melts into water) pollutes the true and pure flavour of the spirit, made with pure spring water from a particular region, as intended by the maker.

All my single malt whiskeys are for sipping as the maker intended, straight...not for mixing. If I want a spirit for mixing, I go for the cheaper blended grain whiskeys.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 3:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Coffee Reply with quote

I agree bushy and at room temp.

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