DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT

1895ss · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 7:38 pm Post subject: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT

DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946

:haha:

Dimitri

george20042007 · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 8:46 pm Post subject: Re: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT

Good one
Keep it coming...

Bushmaster · Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 10:24 am Post subject: Re: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT

Oh-No!!!

Crackshot · Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 10:40 am Post subject: Re: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT

GREAT!!!!

yotebuster · Member Joined: Oct 16, 2005 Posts: 216 Location: Georgia

Well.....he was warned!! LOL
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